Thursday, December 07, 2006

Winter Cleaning



What a productive day!

7:30pm: Arrive home with yummy Chinese food - SM and I eat massive amounts of food intended for four people.

8:10pm: SM wakes JN with her piercing wails.

8:30pm: JN exits his room, and dismantling of the dishwasher commences (Toronto Waste Management is expected to arrive tomorrow to pick it up! As a note, Toronto Waste Management requires that the door must be taken off prior to pick up).

8:40pm: We establish that there is no easy way to remove the door of said dishwasher. One must dismantle the ENTIRE dishwasher (ie. the front, the sides, the top, cut the electrical wires, and cut the hose).

8:40pm - 9:10pm: HG and SM watch, and barely help, as JN and his guns dismantles the dishwasher.

9:10pm: HG, SM and JN take the dishwasher and other trash to the curb (ie. This equals, a dishwasher, 4 full garbage cans and 6 additional garbage bags. Yes, we are pigs).

9:30pm: SM, JN and HG begin cleaning...the kitchen, the living room and the hairy hallway.

10:00pm: Just as we are done cleaning, SM begins to clear the top of the fridge, and when JN opens the freezer door, a full box of beer bottles smash to the ground.

10:05pm: We pull out the fridge to clean the spilt beer that has creeped under. What was behind the fridge causes HG to explore into uncontainable laughter.

10:10pm: JN drives to Dominion to pick up a mop, as our dishrags just don't do the job of cleaning up 6 bottles of smashed beer.

11:00pm: JN arrives with a mop, and the cleaning of the kitchen commences again.

11:10pm: The dishwasher, after 6 months, is gone, and we have kitchen table space. The kitchen looks like new!

Thank you Toronto Waste Management for forcing us to invigorate our kitchen!

1 Comments:

Blogger Les Yeux Caches said...

HAHAH that is funny....i dont know why but it is...

10:25 AM  

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